Editor: Poop Alerts is client/server application set that pops Up Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on a remote computer, and then poops on it. The client (Poop Alert Client, the app with the gray icon) runs hidden in the background of any Macintosh unfortunate enough to be installed on. The admin app (Poop Alert Admin) then connects to this client over the network, and poops on it.
nstall the client on any Macintosh with Mac OS X 10.3 or higher and a network connection (Internet or LAN). Launch the client on that computer. It runs in the background, so it may look like nothing has happened when you launch it. For best results, add the Poop Alert Client to the login items of the user. Now, go to your computer, and launch the admin. You will be presented with a list of Poop Alert Clients that you can connect to. Choose one, and then press "Connect". Or, press "Other..." and type in the IP address of the Mac you have installed the client on. Now, choose how you want to poop on the client from the popup menu, and press "Poop Upon!". You can also kill the client on the remote Mac if it appears your life may be threatened. If you want to use Poop Alerts from behind a firewall over TCP/IP, open port 4963.